You obviously came here to find out how to contact the legendary, immortal Scott F. Sands. To reach yours truly:

Via Email

scott@scottsandsalive.com

Via Instant Message

AIM/Yahoo: SFSands66
MSN: SFSands@hotmail.com

Via Cell Phone
Do you think that I am dumb enough to give my phone number to a psycho???

Via Pony Express
Sorry, that option is no longer available.

Via Mental Telepathy
You will only get a busy signal.

Via Séance
I am still alive, you moron!

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